Part man, part octopus and part dragon--a trifecta! The fictional cosmic entity known as the Cthulhu (no, we can't pronounce it either), is described by its creator, H. P. Lovecraft, as a monster with an octopus-like head and a bunch of tentacles for a beard. We just thought this creepy critter's skin was screaming out for a good exfoliator. But in the Big Face Cthulhu T-Shirt from The Mountain, it's fun to be hideous! Because the Cthulhu benefits from other things, too: It is worshipped by certain cultish religions, as well as other Lovecraft monsters with more pronounceable names. Currently trapped underwater, Cthulhu is said to be fated to return. We can't imagine anything but a really grand entrance from this dead, unsexy beast. You too can be so unsexy in your Big Face Cthulhu tee that people will think you're hot. And definitely not dead.