Not afraid of clowns? Then you have a friend who is, because everyone has a friend who is scared of clowns. And the Clown Cut T-Shirt from The Mountain will make that person absolutely apoplectic. Ringling Brothers never prepared us for the possibility of a fanged, red-eyed clown toying with a dagger. What kind of car would something as demonic as this drive--a hearse? Get a scary clown tee today and be the stuff of nightmares (if you're in to that sort of thing).