Woo-hooooey! Are we finally clear that George W. is the furthest thing from a woose that a guy can get? He's a full-blooded American MAN. A warrior. A former president who rides sharks in a storm with guns literally blazing and the American flag waving behind him! He's a freedom fighter. He's our freedom fighter. Yes, this is how W does it, and the way we do it is by wearing our Dubya Shark T-Shirts from The Mountain. Collectively, we say to the world: You're gonna need a bigger boat.