If eating big is your thing, why not get an Epic Burger T-Shirt from The Mountain and give in to your indulgences? Go ahead and challenge every carnivore out there to obsess over how and where they too can find a patty melt of this enormity. (Let the vegetarians pretend these are giant black bean burgers. Oh, where the imagination can go!) Our 100% cotton tees last a long time, so consider a larger size if you foresee many epic burgers in your future.