My, what big purple-rimmed eyes you have! And your dome is so shiny and veiny. But what's with the scowl? Did some Earthlings have the nerve to deny your existence again? Turn that frown upside down and show those naysayers a thing or two. When they reveal themselves (because you know they're among us)--or later, when a new group of cynics land--just get out your Grey Alien T-Shirt from The Mountain, and proudly advertise that you believe!